Posts in the Humor category

The Eight Circles of Hell–Urban Modern Day Edition


The First Circle

A hardwood floor room you have to eternally traverse barefoot that someone swept up a broken wineglass from three months ago, and there's still a tiny splinter left.

The Second Circle

Trying to browse Wikipedia, but every link you click generates yet another pop-behind browser advert.

The Third Circle

Filled with people who are all typing essays you have to edit, who are misusing the words irregardless, their/they're, your and you're continuously.

The Fourth Circle

…is devoted to cupboards of spice jars with less than a pinch left in the bottom.


My Entry for the British Sci-Fi Association’s Twitter Competition

˙pǝbuɐɥɔ pɐɥ buıɥʇou ˙pǝʞɹoʍ ʇ,upɐɥ ʇı ˙pǝɥbıs ǝɥ 'ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝb ǝןoɥɯɹoʍ ʎbɹǝuǝ-ǝʌıʇɐbǝu ǝɥʇ ɟɟo buıuɹnʇ ‬‬#TBSFA

If you’re wondering what this is all about, it’s a competition being held by the British Sci-Fi Association. The goal? Write sci-fi stories in 140 characters or less. (Well, less, because you need room for “ #TBSFA” at the end Smile).

Give it a go. It’s fun.

More rules & info here: