Posts in the Humor category

Princess:

A woman who when offered the moon on a stick, complains that she doesn't like sticks.

Yeah, I'm at work, so I'm going to post this early.

Thesaurus;

Extinct reptile that eats libraries.

Genius: someone smart enough to know the wrong question to ask, and to keep asking it until they get the right answer.

Heard on Monday on the weather report on the radio:

"I came out of the University of Washington on foot, and the snow was coming down so hard it was coming down in pellets!"

I just wanted to call said newsreporter and tell her "We have a word for that, dearie... it's called Hail."

I've decided to create a new job position for myself. Namely, that of nursery rhyme defusal expert.

It's quite simple. It's like a bomb defusal expert, but not quite as bloody, firey or messy if it all goes horribly wrong and I cut the wrong wire.

For example, I can take a dangerous nursery rhyme like Old Macdonald, and completely defuse it with one simple snip.

Old MacDonald Had Some Vowels



E I E I O

See? It's now safe for everyone to use and makes perfect sense. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.