Posts in the Humor category

Sometimes the self-delusion of antivaxxers amazes me…

sigh

This is an actual post from a thread on proposed Washington state legislation to make “personal reasons” exemptions from having your kid vaccinated before attending public schools illegal. I had to get a screenshot because it’s so ludicrous.

And below it is the current job of the person who posted it – from their Facebook page.

Sometimes the stupid is so stupid it burns.

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This morning on Family Feud

This morning on Family Feud there was a tie-breaker. To break it, they asked “Name something that people might have on their face that they wish other people wouldn't see”
Darci: “A pimple!”
Me: “A tarantula!” “Their mistress!”

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The wait is over…

My 3 year old daughter Lexi just said "The Wait Is Over" in ominous tones to my wife Darci. Darci had no idea where she got that phrase from. I thought it was from movie trailers.

Lexi pipes up with "No, it's from Pitch Black".

"Well my dear, you have very discerning tastes in Sci-Fi horror movies, but when did you see Pitch Black?"

"He was saying it to Jack Frost."

Ohhhhhhh... Rise of the Guardians. Not  Vin Diesel. I see.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Executive Pitch

Back in 1986, Paramount decided that on the back of its wonderfully successful set of Star Trek movies, it was time to revive the franchise as a series - partly because the original actors were demanding a huge slice of the action. But how on earth did we end up with the characters we ended up with?

I'm going to bet that it went down a little like this...

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