The First Circle
A hardwood floor room you have to eternally traverse barefoot that someone swept up a broken wineglass from three months ago, and there's still a tiny splinter left.
The Second Circle
Trying to browse Wikipedia, but every link you click generates yet another pop-behind browser advert.
The Third Circle
Filled with people who are all typing essays you have to edit, who are misusing the words irregardless, their/they're, your and you're continuously.
The Fourth Circle
…is devoted to cupboards of spice jars with less than a pinch left in the bottom.