New Job: Nursery Rhyme Defusal Expert | Accidental Scientist

New Job: Nursery Rhyme Defusal Expert

I’ve decided to create a new job position for myself. Namely, that of nursery rhyme defusal expert.

It’s quite simple. It’s like a bomb defusal expert, but not quite as bloody, firey or messy if it all goes horribly wrong and I cut the wrong wire.

For example, I can take a dangerous nursery rhyme like Old Macdonald, and completely defuse it with one simple snip.

Old MacDonald Had Some Vowels



E I E I O

See? It’s now safe for everyone to use and makes perfect sense. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

About Simon Cooke

Simon Cooke is a video game developer, ex-freelance journalist, screenwriter, film-maker and all-round good egg in Seattle, WA. The views posted on this blog are his and his alone, and have no relation to anything he's working on, his employer, or anything else and are not an official statement of any kind.
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