I've decided to create a new job position for myself. Namely, that of nursery rhyme defusal expert.
It's quite simple. It's like a bomb defusal expert, but not quite as bloody, firey or messy if it all goes horribly wrong and I cut the wrong wire.
For example, I can take a dangerous nursery rhyme like Old Macdonald, and completely defuse it with one simple snip.
Old MacDonald Had Some Vowels
E I E I O
See? It's now safe for everyone to use and makes perfect sense. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.
Simon Cooke is an occasional video game developer, ex-freelance journalist, screenwriter, film-maker, musician, and software engineer in Seattle, WA.
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