Simon Cooke’s Devil’s Dictionary – Whore D’oeuvres, Forkgasm | Accidental Scientist

Simon Cooke’s Devil’s Dictionary – Whore D’oeuvres, Forkgasm

Whore D’oeuvres – [n]

Finger food for high-class ladies of negotiable affection.

Forkgasm – [n]

A sensual food experience which is equivalent to, or better than sex.

(part two of an occasional series)

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Simon Cooke is a video game developer, ex-freelance journalist, screenwriter, film-maker and all-round good egg in Seattle, WA. The views posted on this blog are his and his alone, and have no relation to anything he's working on, his employer, or anything else and are not an official statement of any kind.
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