('cos I didn't do one yesterday, so this is to catch up... plus bonus definitions...)
1) The incontravertible feeling that the universe will get sucked into a black hole unless you're with a certain someone.
2) Knowing that whatever someone else does, no matter how bad, no matter which species they do it with, you'll still hold their hair back when they're throwing up.
3) The main mechanism of reproduction for trashy paperback novels.
Simon Cooke is an occasional video game developer, ex-freelance journalist, screenwriter, film-maker, musician, and software engineer in Seattle, WA.
The views posted on this blog are his and his alone, and have no relation to anything he's working on, his employer, or anything else and are not an official statement of any kind by them (and barely even one by him most of the time).