The Kebab of Destiny

Posted on 12/20/2014 in Business, Food, Me

Once upon a time, I lived at the Whitworth Park halls of residence in Manchester, when I was going to UMIST. I have a few amazingly great memories of that place (and a bunch of awful ones thanks to roommates who destroyed everything I had in the kitchen – thanks, dicks). One of the best memories is of the food.

You see, around the corner was Abdul Hadi’s. (There was also Gemini Pizza, which was alright, but Abdul’s was way better). Abdul Hadi’s had (and may still have!) amazing, succulent, perfectly marinated chicken kebabs. Sure, you could go to the Rusholme Chippy and get a half a chicken on a naan if you really needed to fill up, but Abdul’s was an art form – the perfect on-the-go drunk stumble-home food. Charred on the grill, the chicken skewers would go from bright yellow to orange and red. Naan bread was the base, then cabbage, tomatoes, the chicken, yoghurt sauce and chilli sauce.

It was heaven.


Cholesterol, with and without Statins

Posted on 12/14/2014 in Me, Medicine

So I’ve been entering medical info into a database for a good chunk of the afternoon. The cool thing is that by changing my diet, I’ve been able to get my cholesterol levels trending down to today, where they’re nearly where they were when I was on a statin (which I reacted incredibly poorly too).


How did I do this?


Screenwriting update: Brixton vs. Compton

Posted on 12/05/2014 in Entertainment, Film Making, Writing

So I’m happy to say that I’ve finished writing the first draft of the pilot episode of my reality mockumentary comedy tv pilot (wow, that’s a mouthful), Brixton vs Compton. It’s in the hands of my read-through crew now, which is a nice place in the process to be in.

Of course, it’s also only episode 1 of 12. (Which means I need to get my skates on and write at least another 3 episodes sharpish).


C!! – Data Tables and value maps in C bang bang (kind of)

Posted on 10/18/2014 in Game Development, Software Development

One of the things that I passionately hate about software development is defining the same data in multiple places. The reason for this is that it massively increases the chances of getting an annoying, hard to solve bug for no good reason.

The easiest way to explain this is with error codes. For error codes, you need:

  • An enum type of some kind, so that you can pass the error around (unless, of course, you’re using something like an HRESULT, but that has its own thorny class of problems akin to 4CC-registration on ye olde Mac OS).
  • A unique numeric value.
  • A text string that can be used to show the user.
  • A text string for the enum value so that you’re not guessing which error you’re actually dealing with.
  • One way we could do this is to give enums (and other types) a string representation. (And we should probably do that anyway – we can generate that data on the fly when we first use it in code). But that only solves for the error-message case, and it doesn’t really help with the human readable text string lookup.


    C!! – Redefining the native types of C++ for C bang bang

    Posted on 10/18/2014 in Game Development, Software Development

    This article is going to be a lot simpler than the other articles on C!! (which hopefully are still percolating a bit). Mainly because I want to handle something simple before I dive into deeper waters – like generators.

    So if you were going to redefine C++’s type system, how would you do it?

    My goals are to make the types explicit sizes where possible, and obvious where not. And some of these are (as with everything else in C!! at this point) up for debate.

    By the way, simple doesn’t mean short, sadly. This is a long one.